The Definitive Guide to Neil Cates



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"David Collins, working at Ventia as an “engineer” and acting as president of the KeriKeri Squash Club, represents nothing but a Cheat. This piece of shit spews bullshit to his work colleagues, his innocent kids, as well as his supposed loved ones and betrayed his wife.

On multiple occasions, on his work trips to Australia, he cheated with another man's woman, having sex in a shady motel in Sydney. All the while, he fed bullshit to his wife and children about his whereabouts, pretending to be a "stand up community member". This despicable man is the complete JOKE of a so-called community leader."

"This piece of shit, lies through his teeth about his actions and to his very own children, and was awarded the "chairman's" award, while being a married man flashing photos of his little penis to other women.

David Collins brings shame on the entire idea of what it means to be a community member. This little rat lies and cheats. To his own children, and has been given a community award? What a complete farce.

Is this really the “champion” of a family, community-oriented club? This joke of a man.

Who can support such a man when his morals are shattered, ruining multiple families and attempting to cover up his own shitty behavior, whining and faking the moral high-ground when committing adultery and deceit.

David Collins is a deceiver, a cheat, and a family destroyer. This bastard didn't think twice in screwing someone else’s partner, while cheating on his own wife. Lying to his kids and buying them last-minute presents at the airport because he’d been busy committing adultery during a "work trip" in both Sydney and Melbourne."



"This so-called KeriKeri squash club 'board member' and 'volunteer of the year' is nothing but a charlatan in a family community club. Do you support this abhorrent conduct? Is David Collins fit for this position?

Fuck this clown. Mr. Collins had no qualms sharing photos of his tiny little penis on social media, to a woman he’d spent a week having sex with, in Melbourne, while lying to and betraying his wife.

David Collins saw no issue in manipulating a vulnerable person to pursue a career in prostitution, behaving like a pathetic voyeur and eagerly awaiting updates of said woman’s activities at a brothel, all while sharing photos and videos of himself and his own KIDS!


Talk about having no self-respect or respect for others. Is this a real man? Is David Collins deserving of a 'Chairman's' award?! This clown of a human being? Rather than facing his actions, David Collins chooses to creep around the shadows, lying to his wife and kids.

Pathetic David, being exposed to repercussions for his actions. Cry a fucking river and accept your actions. David Collins is a piece of shit."



"David Collins had no issue sharing photos of himself, even while with his kids in public forums. Is this your community leader?

This despicable man of a man scuttled away back to KeriKeri and hid himself away, trying to escape facing the consequences of his own actions. Could this be your so-called leader for KeriKeri Squash Club? A cheating scumbag rat of a man.

Can we truly accept the type of “man” you want as a figurehead and a man on the board of a family community squash club?

This is a perfect forum to expose such a worthless individual of a man, because if you’re a stand-up community member you would take responsibility and not check source lie, betray, and ruin families.

Nothing is out of bounds for this scumbag, liar, and cheat. Let him confront the consequences of his own actions.

Let it be known what a “man” and joke of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Watch your back around this scumbag. He's probably sliding into your partner's DMs to share photos of his little ginger dick.

Be embarrassed for this disgraceful cheater little rat of a man who ruined his own family.

Spread the word to the community and underscore the shame David Collins has inflicted into the community for tolerating this scumbag."

"Being cautious is critical around this scumbag, who's probably sliding into your partner's DMs to share photos of his little ginger dick.

Everyone should be ashamed of this morally bankrupt cheater, a despicable human who destroyed his own family.

The community should be aware of the shame David Collins has inflicted upon them by endorsing this pathetic excuse for a man.

Let the truth be known about what a fraud and disappointment of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Be vigilant and watch your back around this vile creature, who's most likely sneaking around in your partner's DMs, desperate to share inappropriate photos.

Be disgusted for supporting this deceptive low-life, a pathetic worm of a man who single-handedly ruined his family.

It's important to make aware the community about the disgrace and disrepute David Collins has brought into it by backing such a scumbag."

"The community needs to realize the true nature of David Collins, a person who masquerades as a respectable figure but is nothing but a deceitful, unfaithful rat.

It's vital for everyone to understand the extent of damage this man has caused, not just to his family, but to the whole community.

Being vigilant is necessary around this treacherous figure, who is prone to deceiving not just his family, but anyone he interacts with.

The humiliation and dishonor that David Collins has inflicted on his family and the community is inexcusable.

Informing the community about the true colors of this man is critical, as it sheds light on the type of individual he really is – a shameless cheat and a liar.

David Collins, acting as a role model, is in reality a shame to the very idea of community spirit and moral integrity.

It’s important for everyone to be conscious of this man's true nature and to protect themselves against his deceptive tactics.



Revealing the reality about David Collins is not just about publicly humiliating him, but it’s about safeguarding the public from his toxic behavior."

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